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Veggietales predicts modern internet humour


In the future Entertainment will be randomly generated Randomly Generated? rAndomly generated! What better way to achieve the unexpected I’ve seen the future Bob And the future is “Auto-Tainment” *THE FUTURE IS NOW* Hi *Rusty(?)* Hi *Ventilamedic(?)* Hi Larry! Hi Bob! Greetings Hey, those are robots! Affirmative Not only that, but these guys represent the hosts of the future! Unlike us, their humor can be truly randomly generated! Right guys? Why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know! Why did the chicken cross the road *Loading funny pun* W̵̺̗̼̣͕̪̱̝̻̍̀̀͌́̚͢͝Ë̘̫̭̭͙̰̩̯́̑͋̄͐̀͘Ḛ͈̠̰͖͎̜̄̀̌̽̍́̂̓̚̕D͔̹͉͎͓̃̏̔̓̈́́̊̿͟ E̢̛̠̠͈̠͛̿̾͑̊̋͋͘͜͠ͅA̵͍̜̙̟̮͉̅̑͌͛̓̓̓͌̈́̇T̰̪̼̝̮͓̐̐̾̀͑͗̽̕͝͝Ḝ̵̧̥̹̗̯̱͔̥͍̍̒̍̀́R̖̥̤̙̲̙̞͗̿̇̀̒̓̓ *Laughter* Now that’s funny! That doesn’t make any sense! It’s funny because it’s unexpected. Well…. Whatever happened to “it’s funny because it’s true”? 2 + 2=4 is true, but not funny Guys… What is the solution to the equation 2 + 2? I don’t know, what does 2 + 2 equal? *LOADING FUNNIEST PUN* .
W̴̡̱͈̻͍̹̤̩̳̋̆͂̓̆ͅ E̢̤͙͔̰̠̺͚͎̋͊̌̉̍̌̎̀͘͝ Ē͎͇̖̃̏͗̈́̉̍͌͢͠ͅ D͍͙͔̙͈͙̙̦͐͐̂̀́̀́̕͘ Ȩ̷̬̙̦̩̮͙̞̪̒̃̅̑͘ A̶̡̗̦̬̙̻͗̎̋̔̊̄͡͠ T̴͉͕͎̳͍̞͕̮͓͛͐̔̂̓͋̔͑͟ E͚̳͇̱͕̠̾̀̋̏́̌̒̎̚̕ R̡̛̺͔͉̘̲̆͆̈̍͑̕͞ͅ
. That’s a good one

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