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A question No one ever asked me The Room. My favorite movie of all time, is The Room *fake it is actually the chef* By the man… The myth… The legend… Tommy Wiseau -_- I can watch this movie infinite amount of times I never get tired of it *Really?* Because every time you watch it you find more sh-t that’s wrong with it I mean You find.. You find more easter eggs I want this video to convert you To go and watch this film I’m gonna link it down below We don’t need another god damn superhero movie ‘Cause we already have a superhero Tommy Tommy Wiseau So, why is this movie so great Well let’s start off with one of my favorite scenes Just so you get a taste of the movie Hi Can I help you? Yea can I have a thousand red roses please? Oh hi Johnny I didn’t know it was you Here you go That’s mee How much is it? It will be 18 dollars Here you go, keep the change HI DOGGY *lol* You’re my favorite costumer *laughing intensifies* It feels like watching Marina Joyce in a weird way Like just TRY TO GET AS MUCH INFORMATION IN THERE AS POSSIBLE Oh hi I didn’t see it was you Oh hi johnny Oh you are my favorite costumer Oh hi doggy *lol* by- *laughs* It’s beautiful It’s art It’s art HI DOGGY *lol* YOU’RE MY FAVORITE COSTUMER Apparently he didn’t see the dog Until they shot it So he just all of a sudden added in Hi doggy *laughs* HI DOGGY *lol* YOU’RE MY FAAAAAAAAAAVOOOOOOORIIIIIITEEEE COOOSTUUUUUUUUMEEEEEEER There are so many culets from this movie that you can apply to real life So if you watch this film I think a lot of my videos will all of a sudden just make sense The room features; drama I am going to call the police Mom stop it was Danny’s mistake just stop! Friendship; Johnny is my best friend. love; ouhhahahaha action; How can you be sure, come on Lisa Just stop asking me stupid questions Who the hell do you think you are? JUST SHUT UP! *OHHH B**CH SLAP!* and, love ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And… some more love ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) And… EVEN MORE LOVE /╲/╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/╱ MAYBE TOO MANY LOVE SCENES, OKAY? *We get it!* MAYBE JUST A TINY BIT TOO MANY The film was made by genius film maker Tommy Wiseau and you will know this if you watched the movie cause it is mentiones, I do- HI BABE Now the story features Tommy, who plays Johnny His girlfriend, Lisa I have somethin for uu WHAT IS IT And may I say, Lisa is a, *mwah* smokin hot /╲/╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/╱ You look beautiful today /╲/╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/╱ CAN I KISS U? Every male character compliments Lisa at some point in the film Isn’t it FABULOUS? I will do ANYTHING for my gurl /╲/╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/╱ Oh hey guys Oh hi Danny THE ACTING THE DELIVERY THE PASSION THAT COMES OUT OF TOMMY WI-TO- The movie also features, one of my favorite characters, Danny Oh hey guys 🙂 Danny. 😀 Can I kiss you? Johnny and Lisa decides to take a.. Take a nap Nice to see you Danny *But that expression doe* I’m going to take a nap (ovo) I think we both know where this is going..*Oh god no* *A pillow fight?* But for SOME reason that.. DANNY COMES IN XD There is nothing weird about this scene. TRUST ME -_- We’re just getting started *OML NO* Danny Do you have something else to do? *ohhhh* I just like to watch you guys 🙂 (Starts laughing) Awww Danny Danny Danny boy~ Danny MUST be some kind of spawn from Satan *OHH* AnYwAy We’re 5 mins in and it’s about to get SmOkInG I;) Let’s turn up the volume! *WARNING HEADPHONE USERS!* ‘Cause the soundtrack… (MWAH) It’s the best! YES!! *Eww* AINSLEY! YES! It’s beautiful! You know whenever me and Marzia..You know *Melix shippers are fangirling just like me* Put on this song *SQUEE* (Sings the song) (Laughs) (Starts singing the song) Look how happy they are *AWWW* I have to go now.. Okay BYE Bye~ But just like an on and off switch *???* Emotions can change *DUH* Lisa is a testimony to that HI I don’t love Johnny *LISA NO!* H-HOW? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! *IDK PEWDS!* WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN NOW AND THEN? YOU CAN’T IT JUST DOESN’T *STOP STUTTERING! GET A LOAD OF YOURSELF!* Hello? Hey baby~ How ya doing? Oh hey how ya doing? Yeah I’m VERY busy, what’s going on? (Sigh I:I) Now. Great guest introduced. Greg of course which is Johnnys best friend! I’m not gonna put up with that *Jeez* I’m gonna do what I wanna do and that’s it. *BOSSY MUCH?* What do you think I should do *….Really?!* (Starts laughing) *IKR PEWDS?* (Starts clapping) *IKR PEWDS?!* YES! *So many yes’ lately..* Hey Ainsley.. I wanna do what I wanna do AND THAT’S IT! *Someone’s on their period…* ANYWAY! Uhh What do you think I should do? NO GREG NO! NOHOHO! YOU LOVE JOHNNY!! YOU’RE HIS BEST FRIEND! NO! As much as it hurts.. This music makes up for it *WOW* (Some romance music) (You witness some fangirls enjoying this moment where Pewdiepie starts singing. DON’T TELL MARZIA!) Now afterwards there’s a line from Greg that I always love WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?!? YES! *STOP SAYING YES!* You had nothing to do w-with it Greg, right? Tha- I mean you’re COMPLETELY innocent, right? Thanks honey they’re BeAuTiFul~ *DON’T DO THIS TO JOHNNY!* You may think Tommy just looks asleep during all the scenes But don’t worry about it, that’s a method acting That makes..It makes you drawn to his character more A lot of people don’t know how to do it. And that’s definitely real fruit btw *SURE* You’re right.. The computer business is too competitive (Groans) I know all these lines so much because they’re just..THROWN OUT THERE! The computer business is too competitive What does that mean? *Idk don’t ask us* WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO ANYONE?! DOES SHE WORK IN THE COMPUTER BUSINESS? WHAT DOES THAT- *STOP ASKING US!(ŌöŌ)* It’s never brought up once again in the movie But I always appreciate that it’s there There’s a lot of open doors in this room *WHAT DOES /THAT/ MEAN?!* Alright so They have a drink They have some fun annd uhh We’re about 20 mins in *Great* FOR SEX SCENE NUMBER THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEAH! *I’M TELLING MARZIA!* The music! It never stops getting good! (Starts SINING the song. HAHA GET IT?) Uhh so Lisa’s mom Is uh..Giving her advice throughout what to do with the situation She doesn’t love Johnny anymore *ANYMORE?!* And she needs some advice Everything goes wrong at once Nobody wants to help me.. and I’m dying *Sad* You’re not dying mom I got the results of the test back I DEFINITELY have breast cancer *Aww sad* So she The mom just drops out of nowhere That she has breast cancer And it’s never brought up ANYTIME else in the movie It’s just there ôÂô She has breast cancer You may think this is just random and stupid BUT NO! TOMMY WISEAU Has…Deeper meaning and Deep thoughts into it Alright? It’s a movie about many dark twisted themes *oh* Like cancer *And world hunger* Now in comes these two f-king characters *This your first time swearing in this video?* And we have no idea who the f-k they are But they’re in someone else’s house I know what you’re thinking *YOU DO?* ‘Oh god… ..Oh god, Felix.. another sex scene?!’ *DING DING DING!* Let’s have some fun~ 😉 it’s getting there..It’s definitely getting there Uh we don’t get a sex scene though, However we get the weirdest blow job I have ever seen *OK* This is arguably one of the greatest scenes of the film However it’s very long and I don’t I don’t wanna show too much I want you guys to watch the movie yourself Let’s just watch a tiny snippet of it Hey Danny. Chris R. I’ve been looking for ya This guy is the only person who is not an actor and I do think that he is the best actor in this movie What do you mean it’s coming, Danny? *What’s coming?* Where’s. My money *oh* However, there is one scene that is probably the bets one in this movie It last for 7 seconds *Like vine? R.I.P* And it’s the best 7 seconds in your god damn life *Prove it* I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullsh-t! I did not hit her! I DID NOT… Oh hi Mark! *LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* OH HI MARK! Apparently Tom-Tommy Was having a bit of a rough day when shooting this and it took a couple of HOURS to get these 7 SECONDS *see the huge difference?* I’m not I’m not kidding. It took HOURS *Really?* I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullsh-t! I did not hit her! I DID NOT… Tommy was struggling to remember the lines WHICH IS NOT HIS FAULT Probably There were people on the set that distracted him *ok* Oh hi Mark! *LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* It took that many hours to get that scene is because other people are unprofessional! I WANT YOU OFF THE F-KING SET YOU PRICK! NO DON’T JUST BE SORRY! THINK FOR ONE F-KING SECOND! Everyone just got tired after awhile that Greg just gave him a water bottle ‘Just throw the water bottle. That will help you get the line.’ And they FINALLY get the shot And it’s (MWAH) MAGNIFICENT I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullsh-t! I did not hit her! I DID NOT… Oh hi Mark! *LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* This is the first Oscar nomination for TOMMY WISEAU! You can love someone deep inside your heart.. and there’s nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love each other… The world will be a better place to live *True dat* ART The movie is so wise I’ve learned Half the decisions I make, I always reference to the room. I just go from there So how’s Johnny? I love this scene because The continuity is a little flawed I think what REALLY happened here was a glitch in the Matrix And the glasses are just teleporting and it’s NOTHING TO DO with Tommy Wiseau He didn’t get his promotion.. Ugh..Is he disappointed? Quite a bit Oh now it’s in her hand? We got drunk last night She’s drinking Now she’s picking it up And he hit me *WOW LIAR* He hit you?! He didn’t know what he was doing *You little sneaky son of a..* Now she’s drinking Now she’s drinking again! (Are you okay?!) Well I don’t want to marry him anymore WHAT She’s putting it away! I found somebody else~ Next time, just skip the glasses Sex scene number four is…. There’s four. Here’s the thing that I love about The Room compared to other movies that are supposed to be so bad, they’re good. The Room is still somewhat… Coherent I mean that And it has atmosphere *WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!* It has.. It has something special Now there’s so much more that I can point out And I…. love this movie so much but I want you to enjoy it as well So I HIGHLY recommend you watch it *DO IT* I’ll link to Tommy’s website and where to uh.. Where you can buy the film *DO IT* and watch it yourself I HIGHLY recommend it The reason why I love the movie so much The movie and how and why it was made is equally interesting TOMMY WISEAU is such an interesting character The reason why he wanted to make this Movie is a movie on it’s self It’s a story on it’s own Knowing all the context before watching the film It makes it even better If you’re intrigued by this video I HIGHLY recommend that you check it out *HE SAID THIS ABOUT 3 TIMES ALREADY SO DO IT!* The computer business is very competitive so I’m gonna have to end this video now Please do leave a like *DO IT* And check out this video right here *DO IT! DO EVERYTHING HE SAYS!* *DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!* And I’ll see you next time *BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BRO FISTUUUUU?!*

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