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PEOPLE WHO DESERVE A MEDAL! (You Wish You Were This Savage)



what is the most amazing bad-ass most savage thing you guys have ever done for me it was by far hands town the time that I tried to impress this girl that I had a huge crush on I basically took her on a date we went through a walk through the park a walk I basically took her on a date we went through a walk went oh my gosh I can't say this basically I took this girl on a date and we went on a walk through the park and I actually got one of my close friends to pretend to mug us now me being the manly guy that I am I not only defended my girl but I also you know beat up my friend aka the mugger and I saved the day I was her hero my friend had a couple of bruises after that but hey you know what it worked out yo that's the most badass thing I've ever done but did I get a medal for it no but today guys we're gonna be taking a look at people that do deserve medals but guys I don't feel so bad okay because there's lots of people out there just like me who do savage things and deserve a medal and that is exactly what we're gonna be taking a look at today so I didn't come home last night and this is what happened I want to see we got a text conversation it says no I made a fake Becky okay what hold on I'm sending a pic got a person sitting and laying in bed and oh that is not a human head I mean it's a human head but it's not a real human head I hope they basically took a mannequins head and stuffed it in the blankets to make it look like Becky was actually still home okay yo I guess it worked she didn't come home last night she didn't get in trouble I mean it's not that hard all you got to do is get a mannequin head and stuff it in your blanket in bed and you're good to go that one's not that impressive I mean because anybody can get a mannequin head okay they're not that hard to find or take now if you thought that was impressive what about the person that backs themselves up 100% this girl Lizzie Fenton actually made a PowerPoint just to show her crush how much of a catch that she is let's take a look why you should date me by Lizzie Fenton sick of your family nagging you to get a serious girlfriend look no further I am a tantalizing conversationalist and can hold riveting table talk with your parents I am well dressed and I will look classy at Thanksgiving dinners family reunions and other events of the like and I have an edgy yet tasteful sense of humor that will be sure to win the approval of your mother what about your father monogamy not your style no problem dating me is like having three different girlfriends my diverse hair styles allow me to look like three completely different people damn she write about that because I can't even tell that this is the same person impressive let's see if it gets any better okay it just did she literally has a boob growth over time chart my boobs exhibit a steady growth over time Wow this Wow give her a medal she's definitely earned it guys seriously look at this she's got to be a straight-a student and I'm not talking about her boob size so according to the chart we're off to a great start guys the first couple pretty impressive okay but I think they just keep getting better look at this next one this couple on Twitter faked a proposal just to get free dessert from one of their local restaurants isn't that amazing look at that it looks so real casually holding our hand what is he giving her like a piece of cake or a piece of pie or something whipped cream okay he's putting something in her hand oh it's the box the ring box look at them pretending to be surprised oh my God look at this dessert for free to be honest like you can kind of tell in this picture I mean it's pretty fake especially that ring what is that like a one karat gold that dessert looks good you know what it was worth it so far we've got people that faked their way out of sneaking out we got people that faked their proposals in order to get free desserts for free but how about a best friend that will pretend to be yeah boy just in order to make yo X boy jealous is your best friend really your best friend if she's not willing to be this extra to make your man jealous oh well excuse me yo it's not to make your ex jealous it's to make your man jealous so we got a picture of the girl here taking a sweet old self we we got we got a dude here but if you look over to the next picture it's your homegirl it's your girl right there Golf Club guys yeah Golf Club I think that deserves a golf club damn dude this list is pretty good yo this is impressive they should honestly just invent some kind of award ceremony just for being Savage Oh Savage when Domino's delivers all right this guy's punching in a zip code three delivery instructions send your baddest bitch please save to my pizza profile that's a pretty specific set of instructions damn I guess he only tried this once though because he didn't have check mark saved to my pizza profile and the pizza company responded with we did even has the printed receipt where it says send your Pettus pitch whoa but did he get the baddest bitch guys well not exactly he got this guy so far everyone that we've seen be Savage in this list you know everyone that deserves a medal has been pretty young you know a little bit on the young adult teenager side but what about your parents huh what about your dad what about your mom well let's start with dads okay and speaking of dads look at this one my dad bought a snorkel for the sole purpose of taking naps in the pool is he dead no he's not dead he's just he's lying face down in the water and here's the store cool right there pretty interesting I must say but also quite dangerous I mean if you fall asleep you know breathing out of a snorkel what if you randomly feel like breathing through your nose all of a sudden guys don't you ever like smell anything in your dreams huh no oh you don't so you guys always breathe through your mouth huh fine I didn't know you guys were mouth breathers I'll just say that you know if he's if he's having a good dream then that's good but if he has one of those dreams where he's drowning I my girl you might want to wake him up at that point okay cuz I'm he's probably dead uh senior photo yearbook time one of my favorite times of the year guys the time where you can show off not only yourself but also your mind this old boy Mason Goodman is a good man indeed was that cheesy look at this senior quote one cup of flour two tablespoons of sugar two and a half teaspoons of baking powder to one and half teaspoons of salt 1 and 1/4 cup milk 1 large egg in bowl whisk together flour sugar baking powder and salt and milk and eggs and stir until flour is moistened heat oil in still at over medium heat pour batter in a desired size until lightly Brown flip and repeat on opposite sides served with syrup and enjoy this guy's senior quote is a pancake recipe Wow he not only deserves a medal but he's a freakin legend dude legend wait for it I think he's gonna go down in history is the only person to put a pancake recipe you know as your senior yearbook quote Gary I don't know if I've gotten smarter or lazier so this girl took a bunch of yarn dropped it down to a pizza person below the pizza person tied the yarn to the pizza and boom what do you know you end the day eating pizza in your room under the covers that's the best way to eat pizza she's probably watching Netflix right now by yourself just like me this is definitely not laziness okay this is pure genius the question is how does she get the tip down to the pizza woman hey yo was scoochie guides we got grandma Doreen over here just chilling with the girls like literally chillin with them check it out my grandma is in Mexico taking shots with random girls on the beach and posting pics of it with captions like they're BFFs Oh Savage dude that grandma's a badass she literally captioned it shots with the girls and look at this picture she's with like three hot young are they lifeguards probably not cuz they're drinking on the job and dude she's destroying that shot like look at these girls they just this girl can't even handle it alright guys now you know I had a pretty good best friend that you know helped me out whenever I went on a date what about you guys do you have a friend or maybe a wingman or wingwoman that'll just help you out you know with your girl or boy when your best friend wants to make sure your first date goes well they text you why aren't you eating your food what look behind you what the fuck dude dude that's literally his best friend sitting behind him at the restaurant with the moustache sunglasses and hat on that's a great disguise I mean I don't really know what the point is I mean how does this crush know what his best friend looks like unless they go to the same school then that makes sense otherwise I think it's a little bit of overkill like dude if somebody looking like that is sitting behind you know my date I wouldn't think that he's his best friend I would think that you know we're gonna get killed tonight alright guys I think that'll about do it for today's video let me know down below in the comments if you guys can relate or have done anything amazing savage anything that you could say you deserve a medal for if you guys enjoyed this video be sure to leave a like hit that subscribe button for more terrible videos like this one also guys if you want to follow my gaming channel on Twitch and watch me live we are playing different games every day come hang out with us it is lit we also have new merch jeez what is this shameless self-promotion day link is also down below be sure to check it out as always thank you guys so much for watching I hope you guys are having a great day and until next time I will see you guys in the next video good

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