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Movie Theater Employees Reveal Secrets About Movie Theaters


beware of the hot dogs not sure where they’re from how can you get something for free well it’s free if you don’t get caught you can get free movie passes pretty much if you about anything enough they have these guest services desk if you go up and you’re just like it was too cold or it was so loud your movie passes so just the real trick is you get something for free honestly is just flirt with us tell us what we want to hear what we want to know this one guy no girl just flirt so just a tiny bit he kiss and whatever they want all this food drinks candy for free what’s the most wild thing that you saw in the movie theater I was assuring one day and this woman came out and said that there was some funny business going on in the back of the theater no she that’s where all the funny business goes on and there were two high schoolers getting down when I had to shine the light and feel like my guys you need to leave right now and it was so awkward I was actually taking out the trash and I heard like a moaning sound another remove their clothes there’s no reason as last movie I look up and these people are having sex in the movie theater when I heard the moaning I was like hey and you know they got just they just left like so bad in the theater when I was cleaning up I wanted to be like you should just get some of that movie theater Butterick sit straight oil it’ll do the same job and it tastes real good so what happens if you get caught movie topic obviously we really don’t care unless it’s like a huge movie premiere like it’s sold out like the Avengers type movie we’re not standing in front of the doors like checking every ticket like walk over out like you own the place like yeah I’m gonna bounce from movie to movie you’re not gonna tell me that some employees are really strict and they will literally ban you or they will let you make you leave some of them will even call the cops it’s not even that deep what is the best seat in a movie theater let’s say like in the middle so that way you’re not like you know don’t have your head arched up a dead center that’s where the sound quality is the best in the rolls between the middle and the last room this is the middle the back I would say like somewhere here it’s not so crammed it’s not so crowded but there’s an empty theater don’t sit next to someone that’s weird find your own space we never see this here with the lights off how dirty is it mmm you have like less than five minutes to clean in between films so most the time we just like sweep trash under the seats and hope no one really notices God knows when last time those chairs were like actually clean I never saw them clean those seats there’s a good chance he probably sent in the chair where some old dude probably just urinated on themselves because I had to help a dude out of his chair to make sure he did not do that so yeah so as you’re getting all comfortable curling up into the seat just think of all the bodily fluids that are on there and dirt and trash and it’s crazy you find money in the movie theaters too we actually do not always return them or supposed to let me take it I subscribe that Zoo employees care if you bring in outside snacks if you keep it in your bag nobody cares I don’t care maybe Jake and Antwon don’t care but Margaret cares because she loves a manager and she sucks ass so yes she cares if she won’t let you go anywhere because you bringing snack I’m seeing people bringing a whole box of pizza one-seven-one there was a guy I had like two shopping bag just coming in like he had gone to the grocery store was like he had like alcohol all this stuff and because I was the worst employee ever I was just like yo can I have a beer after one time when I was cleaning I actually found at KFC box so they even coming in finger-licking good let’s talk about the butter I remember this girl came up to me and said could I just get plain popcorn please I’m vegan so I can’t have butter and I want to be like girl you could have as much of that butter as you want because there is no dairy in that it’s not real butter it’s like an oil with some type of um I don’t even know it’s like artificial oil you know that I can’t believe this not butter it’s like that I guess math fake if you saw the big tins of oil and the little powder flavor thing we use it would turn you off but whatever it’s still good you have to eat it a little bit of it what’s the most annoying part of the job cleaning toilets is probably the worst part of the job because eating all that nacho cheese and corn like I’ve have to clean up feces off the floor it was literally like right at the base of a toilet I’m like how did you miss best day or time to go to the movies definitely during the week Monday through Wednesday morning or early afternoon cuz if you go in the morning you get matinee showings which are cheaper tickets the fastest way to get kicked out of movie theater is if your phone’s going off they don’t play that at all not even a little bit not even a little bit they don’t play that and people like that stop talking stop talking okay so now you know when you’re both goal stop yelling people will come out and they’ll come to us and it’ll be like this guy right over here doing this woods he keeps doing it all movies and we’re like we’ll have to go in and if they’re not gonna work with us you’re out I ain’t paying you for everything no because you breathe the wrong way band you talk to one way bad your phone goes off bad they just ban you for no reason it’s sick [Music]

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