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family each one more fun than the last all thanks to your generous selling of the VHS player I thought you would appreciate how much someone has enjoyed your offer minecraft server admins when they see someone wrote fricking chat summer camps are requiring children get vaccinated amid measles fears did they offer camps for kids that are not vaccinated yeah they are told cemeteries speech 100 Avengers and game child actress who played Tony Stark's daughter is encountering bullying you have provoked a gang war the owner of our Elm passed away this weekend so everyone on the realm decided to make a memorial for her rest in peace Carrie it is time to go was a good game kill list wait I got the wrong guy sorry wrong game a German soldier shot dead by a French sniper after poking his head out of his trench 1970 me and the boys about to find the four weapons of Spinjitzu and defeat garden I hate that September October November and December on the 7th 8th 9th and 10th months whoever fucked this up should be stopped if I recall they did use to be the corresponding months it was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and august's came into power the month July Julius and August August as' were added thus throwing off the numbering of the calendar good news though whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed they bout to have a 1.5 Sun so I found the star today however stars don't actually look like this they look like you you are my style is too a lot depends on the context boobs no dicks yes everybody gangster until the fitted sheet comes loose when you wanna hang out with your friends but you also want to sleep is to a lot depends on the context paintings no yes Bobby wait don't do this loss oh she's a Barbie doll Ken there's a hundred million just like her not to me there's not Kem's got game you guys always act like you're better than me living in Western Europe versus living in Eastern Europe I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Barbara yes dick step aside please I need to kiss the mirror they are not loot boxes their surprise mechanics it's not cancer it's surprise cell growth US government birds radio US citizens truly we have transcended languages of species US Virgin Islands rain rain go away come again another day rain your government is lying to you you are little more than slaves wake up you idiotic human bastards beautiful mystery crying over a girl map pick your head up bro your snapback is falling don't be fooled by appearances these two women are skilled thieves they asked for a ride in your car and while the blonde has sex with you the brunette steals your wallet trust me they robbed me six times so far a man dressed as spider-man is on a robbery spree in New York City people who understand this mean without the other boxes yes me and the boys in creative mode a random cow when someone uses km/h and not fruit by the force Indiana construction worker Jason Hanny hit a giant Where's Waldo cut out all over his web site for the children and a nearby hospital to find once he received word that they'd found him he moved Waldo to a new location so they could start looking for him again because that's what heroes do when you have three hours of unsaved progress on a game and it crashes anyways I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom peace out homies your pointless I hit your child with a car oh shit here comes the Sun imagine training like the military for ten years just for this to happen Tentacruel seems interested in your mom I don't like where this is going when you don't know all the lyrics to a song so you just mumble nonsense ice ice pastry your lamed ready to have this conversation left my slide in the window for two months and it shrunk third grade me when the teacher said I had a sixth grade reading level calm down ladies there's only one of me going to high school in Texas I really didn't want to make this starter pack but here we are Texas forever Bible verses an Instagram bio there is a legion of which white kids whose parents drive Range Rovers cowboy boots are dress shoes SCAP hey it's 11:00 p.m. wanna go get honey butter chicken biscuits from water boulogne is just hot dogs for people who like pancakes three rules no wishing for death no falling in love no bringing back dead people I wish the grass lift your feet when you walked on it there are four rules avatar you can't defeat me and game I know but he can and game mom when she breaks something mum when that breaks something mum when I break something me my little brother wanting to play games with me disconnected control 50 years from now when someone around me starts talking about memes you know I was God once three bulls no wishing for death no falling in love no bringing back dead people I wish sloths were fast and charge to random people there are four rules Elon Musk guys I fixed Australia Dinnerbone minecraft Hitler edition we did it we time-traveled but – what year let me ask that guy over there what are you doing 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reason stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over hide knife and glove box say I had been stabbed officer cop gives me a right to the nearest hospital my face when crisis avoided pigeon syndrome symptoms fidget littleness X's Old Town Road prevents Taylor Swift from going number one again to freedom my friend hits me with iron sword me with my thorns three armor right back at ya buckaroo police in Turkey blast Pride Parade with water cannons accidentally create rainbow Windows XP task failed successfully voice shorts when they jump into water I like to get high high this never smoking poop how lazy are you I'll sit and let my phone get to 1% before thinking about grabbing my charger this new fucker trump in the sky looking for immigrants banker so your account is negative three point five dollars me lower your motherfucking voice do you ever talk to someone and feel like you chose the wrong dialogue option like in a video game you can just feel their friendship meter dropping like teacher no eating in class students in back of the class when you learn that there are only 69 days till dr. 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