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Emma Stone is Not Ready for the Oscars


>>NO. >>Jimmy: YOU SAVE YOUR BEST SPEECH? BECAUSE YOU WON THE S. A CTION G. AWARD. YOU WAN AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES. DO YOU HOLD SOMETHING BACK FOR THE ECONOMY AWARD IN THIS. >>WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE A ROLODEX OF SPEECHES?>>Jimmy: I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE. >>THAT’S MY BEST ONE, I’M GOING TO SAVE THAT FOR THIS HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION!>>Jimmy: THE ANSWER IS NO?>>NO. >>Jimmy: ARE THERE RELATIVES OR PEOPLE YOU FORGET, I HAVE TO DEFINITELY MENTION THIS PERSON WHEN I GET UP THERE, IF I GET UP THERE?>>I HAVEN’T REALLY FULLY THOUGHT ALL THAT THROUGH YET. NOW I’VE GOT MORE TO THINK ABOUT.>>Jimmy: YEAH I FEEL LIKE YOU REALLY — I’M GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION. >>YEAH, GREAT. >>Jimmy: YOU’RE GOING TOTALLY COLD INTO THIS OSCAR SHOW. WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED AT THAT TABLE, AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES. [ LAUGHTER ] YOUR COSTAR RYAN GOSLING WAS HERE ON THE DAY YOU BOTH GOT YOUR HANDS AND FEET ENSHRINED IN CEMENT ACROSS THE STREET. >>THAT WAS A VERY COOL DAY. >>Jimmy: THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH STARS ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD. WHEN THEY ASK YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS AND THE FEET IN THAT’S SERIOUS. >>IT’S PRETTY CRAZY. >>Jimmy: WAS IT MEANINGFUL TO YOU?>>WELL, IT BECAME EXTRA MEANINGFUL TO ME BECAUSE — NOW I’VE DISPARAGED MYSELF MULTIPLE TIMES SO I WON’T INSULT MYSELF AGAIN. BUT I DO WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON. SO I THOUGHT, THEY’RE FULL. YOU KNOW? THEY’RE FULL. THEY’VE GOT ALL THE HAND AND FOOTPRINTS. >>Jimmy: RIGHT. ALL THE SQUARES ARE FULL, YEAH. >>THIS IS JUST A FUN LITTLE CELEBRATION, AND THEY PUT IT UP IN A MUSEUM SOMEWHERE. I DON’T KNOW YES THOUGHT THIS. IT WASN’T EXPLAINED TO ME, I DON’T THINK. >>Jimmy: LOW SELF-ESTEEM, MAYBE. >>I DON’T THINK SO. IT’S LIKE, THAT’S A LOT OF CEMENT. IT’S FULL. SO WHEN WE WENT I WAS LIKE, THIS IS GOING TO BE A NICE LITTLE NOSTALGIC CELEBRATION, PUT OUR HANDS AND THE FEET IN THE CEMENT. THEN THEY’RE GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY AND PUT IT INSIDE. THEY WERE LIKE, HERE’S YOUR PRACTICE ONE. THEN WHEN YOU GET OUT THERE FOR THE REAL ONE AND IT STAYS OUT THERE, YOU’LL KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT STAYS OUT THERE? YOU KNOW, AT THE THEATER. I HAD NO IDEA, THEN I BURST INTO TEARS AND HUMILIATED MYSELF. EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU DIDN’T KNOW THIS.>>Jimmy: WHEN YOU WERE A KID, DID YOU COME TO HOLLYWOOD AND LOOK AT THOSE HANDS AND FEET AND THE STARS?>>WHEN I WAS 12. YOU CAN GO WITH A TOURIST AND GET YOUR OWN LITTLE HANDPRINT THING.>>Jimmy: YOU CAN?>>I BROUGHT IT HOME AND HAD IT IN MY BEDROOM. >>Jimmy: OH, WOW. DO YOU STILL HAVE IT?>>I’M SURE I HAVE IT?

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