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I wish I could find a guy like you well I'm a guy lightning a half a house this is why you're my friend listen here you stupid bitch roses are red my anaconda wants to bunt – man is on the run I kill Nazis at your age kid what are you doing I have 1200 hours in Minecraft I apologize sir I had no idea I'll subscribe to everyone who subscribes from the and like this comments sub4sub back hello i sub can you sub back okay I'll sub to you okay I sub to you Frank my girl stupid thing when her parents ask you what you do for a living we make this guy at my school got attacked this toy has been up for so long I'm frightened aggressive beef keep walking 1918 I bet there will be flying cars in the future 2017 how to weaponize digit spin experiment glowing 1000 degree night versus people that take the wrong house there I can smell dank weed on you you are going to jail calling now mate whoever smelt it dealt it can't argue with that logic company boy Rob Lakes High School please bust a nut never abandon your friends understand your friend's feelings tell your friends how you feel not all over Charlotte Catholic makes PC a better place by knotting together thank you using letter ready to slice sandwiches and stuff in the middle of two sandwiches interest and hundreds diner bandage preps take off the broken edge and are a lovely delicious sandwich smack it ready I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off it got real dark real fast dear Lord stop we are stuck in 2017 while this unit is living in 2045 this guy in my political science class was watching a bob rock video and following along in Hermes makes me yo pass me the hacksaw Frank you better not cut open a can of monster me when you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and says somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me roses are red violets are blue you can't enter heaven unless Jesus enters you man highest prostitute and his daughter turns up you just got pranked when boys make the first move NASA finds a fresh carrot tip you hope for life on Mars lot of loved one idea when a sound cloud rattle with less than three followers status on with a you already know who it is PewDiePie is definitely the funniest youtuber in 2060 go back to your mom's basement you don't know shit about politics communism isn't has always been the best ideology and if you think otherwise you should be fuckin high what fashion companies think men wear what then really were me yo Part B looks cool Pratt you better not say trust me Windows XP startup sound slowed down to 24 hours it's approved our two packets still alive but many heart attack when you can't feel these in your pocket home dangers Nord great sort of burning out in public accessible reading about garlic bread listening to garlic bread discussing garlic bread using your garlic bread not acceptable eating this pathetic excuse of a favoured load the perfect game doesn't exact racking open a cold one with the boys 2017 eleven thousand voters yo pass the ballots USA you better not vote for them eleven thousand voters are on bury me go past the bond on frames you'd better not go to chocolatey heaven me me yo partly the one out meet France you better not keep continuing this chain of cancer me me yo pass the mean format friends you better not continue a chain of repetitiveness leading to another self-aware me me go past the Wikipedia crap you better not make another history me me me yo profitability friends you've been turn off the capital Louie the sixteenth of the French Revolution please I have an option we have rally who we monk I'm so scared my photo that 1% and there's a man trying to break into my house he has a gun I can't stop crying he pelting effective power one will protect you the others will try to kill you choose wisely which boy would you crack open a cold one with grasp part-time good boy always a good boy my dad gave me a Golden Gate I'm I've never been happier I didn't realize how this might sound to non Australians I'm really sorry it's hard to have a gay time on your own I feel like you Australians are just fucking with us now Gare island again guide that go to school every day what should you do when you get your dick stuck in a toaster I don't know how this happened but what my guy friends called me and told me that his dick was stuck in a toaster I didn't believe it but when I showed up at his house it turned out he was seriously what should I do should I call 9-1-1 it will pop out when it's done an apple a day keeps the doctor away oh no not our Apple my only week stay away from my family when you finish your presentation that went fucking awful the greeting customers normally versus ten minutes before closing what's poppin jabber I'm the Lorax and I speak for the trees the trees say yeah like jazz thirty one thousand two hundred and thirty two times for charity unlike yours I get my news from a reputable source Chet you better eat my shorts man eat pad babe what's on your mind the saddest roblox love story me I'm buying I was eating an apple doctor you eat apples a lot me wannabe doctor you're on your own why is my sister called Anna because your mother loves down what about enough questions the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917 so my god my brother is such an act he fought a shot to pick up me with chief keef and send happy Christmas cards Merry Christmas Merry Christmas and Happy New Year love Morgan and Keith Keith happy holidays everyone I hope you all have an amazing 2016 and are looking forward to making 2017 even better this year has tweeted me fantastic since September I've been in a very serious relationship with an amazing guy named Keith prophet a famous rapper who some of you may know of Chief Keef he has many hit songs that he probably heard such as at the ship I don't I hate being sober and these bitches love Sosa keith is an amazing guy with a lot going for him and this is the happiest I've been in at least six months I dropped out of college last month because I found out but I'm pregnant and I'm pretty sure keith is the dad not positive though keith and i plan on moving to Atlanta in March and we couldn't be more excited best wishes to you all in 2017 hear bang bang God created the earth God added praise God added water got added wrong God added animals God added humor humans add its vidiots killer what the heck God left why did the chicken cross the road to crack a cold one with the boys you're sittin a and on your name spelled backwards Darth Vader I hate this game come on Angus you need ear Exeter holy fucking shit here I need a god damn printer needed generic father figure for backyard BBC two interested individual we will be throwing a backyard BB q 1q seventeen four celebrates their and each other we range in age from 21 to 26 and while most of us know how to operate the drill none of us are prepared to fill the role of BB q that that being said we are in need of a generic father figure from 4 p.m. to about 8 p.m. though you may stay the full duration of the party duties include grilling hamburgers and hot dogs while sprinting beer bringing your own grill though this is subject to change we will provide all of the meats refer to all Latin B's as the guard chief sports cap TV things while drinking gear talk about that bins like longer building your own a gym legal fair et Cie funny anecdotes are highly encouraged all while drinking beer desired experience a minimum of 18 years experience as a father a minimum of 10 years grilling experience an appreciation of an ice-cold beer on a hot summer day we can't pay you in money but we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires grow for a few hours then sit back and crackers but a few cold ones with a boy this is a wheel and do not hesitate to call if you are interested preference will be given to applicants main still ratty old days Optimus Prime Ainsley what kind of gear shift is this again lar comes on and suddenly you're parked in the middle of the fucking freeway when you're singing and dancing in your car for 20 minutes in a parking lot and you look over and there's been someone next to you the entire time watch this guy was supposed to buy our washer dryer machine for 150 pounds he wanted to see it working first and on if he could do a load of laundry after he finished he said let me go get the money got in his car and drove away with his clean clothes my youngest sister got attention and a letter home because the boy said to her girls don't parts and she sat with him and started I'm actually dying did you put the car in bark mark this is not the fucking time antisocial woman pretends to be blind for 28 years so she wouldn't have to greet people on May 7th you tweeted I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur if you crack open a beer in the forest and none of the boys are around to heroes is it even a cold one I failed as students for their midterm graded they just sent me an email that just so Brock did us my great Brock respectfully can we appreciate the respectfully though when the sundress gets stuck between the booty cheeks and she leave it there and keep looking when he sneeze on someone say bless you buzz you overload hello there's a hamburger in the elevator at school taking lunch to the next level cycles in family treat software I'm the developer of some family tree software written in C++ and pukey I had no problems until one of my customers mailed me a bug report the problem is that he has two children with his own daughter and as a result he can't use my software because of error though there is not a result of my various assertions and invariants about the family graph being processed for example after walking a cycle the program states that X can't be both father and grandfather of one how can I resolve those errors without removing all data assertion she means break a leg I'm about to take my last final okay good luck but for not all of you how to start a conversation with a girl ah booga-booga where dem ami mated them my 19 year old brother pubs towards bottle lids on his chocolate milk thank you for sharing it with them with us this video game character is blue collectorate and ghostbusters with fan kacang who is princess all dogs i have disturbing images of gang-related violence shootings between the grosbeaks families and the rolling hikes balance would you like me to send pie sure happy to take a look so my mom bought some crab and she wasn't ready to cook them yet so I put them on the ground and yell be free my fellow crustaceans and they raised their claws like that I'm a crab Lord so are you into bad boy or good boy she was fearless and crazy other men she was his queen and God help anyone who bed to disrespect his queen shit the fucker shut the fuck up kid shut the up shut your fuckin water snakes have gone through millions of years of evolution to become one of the most lethal hunters in the world and repair at the man called the noodles and blue plastics and squeeze their head blue I think they are secretly offensive my ball pipes and got himself stuck in a paper towel roll earlier I think he needs a parents are yet the mighty predator this gives not unlimited memory battlefield one squad loadout looked like they are about to drop the best album in 1970 them hats remind me of that cunt in Fallout 4 who wouldn't shut up about rescuing folk no Thomas you're become I just want settlers to be safe think romance is dead think again sweetie pie will you not marry me boyfriend proposes would bring him chicken nuggets box my prayers go out to the homeless this winter the thudding son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicks and basically you are fucking stupid pow just watch the free video and world hunger and world property defeat the Ender Dragon you get two hundred and fifty thousand dollars and get to live here rent-free for five years but during that time you can't crack open a cold one with the boys would you do it you can't just dive out the 4th Crusades us at Constantinople in return but where you're on kiddo emoji are new to the game

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