well you're good at disguising it I will say that but that takes us to the hundred meter dash this is the event everyone came for this is going to dub the fastest man on the Internet and I think we already know who that is I think it's destroying but anything could happen out of the blocks we have destroying clocking in and at eleven point seven hundred meter dash officially and we have taupe Jizzle at twelve point two six in jake paul at twelve point two five so those are the three main competitors to watch out for yeah destroying a full second ahead of those guys it's gonna take an insurmountable effort be thrown in I mean I'm calling it destroying taupe gizzle Jake Paul destroying is the fastest man in the entire planet it would take a intergalactic boomerang to destroy his lane completely would have to fall into the ocean forever lose I mean this kid is gonna destroy everyone and as they get to the blocks the crowd settles and there we go Paul slow out of the blocks and there you go destroying just no one within him it's just mind-blowing how fast that man is destroying the star of the show thus far four four four on events get this guy some handicap over here I mean it's just my boy he's he's sleeping on the course now you know signifying that he could do this in his sleep he might as well have been shot out of a goddamn cannon this dude is is quite honestly being Usain Bolt of the entertainment industry well that's your champion right there yeah I'm in a live look destroying as you put the competition to sleep he's the fastest aperture in the world and you know it takes you back to times when Logan Paul was talking smack about being the fastest entertainer in the world and man was he wrong well Paul pretty quick out of the gate just couldn't maintain acceleration but there you see destroying just as soon as he gets those first couple steps he is just gone I mean he looks like some sort of fighter jet that's just breaking the sound barrier as he runs everyone around him just looks absolutely terrible Jorge Janko again once you know once again with the world's ugliest you know look of all time just a real tragic situation for everyone except for destroying in an emphatic way into an impressive evening destroying four for four in these games definitely the star of the show yeah now he's just taking a nap and rightfully so I mean listen you win it you win a contest like this you take a nap we're here with the champ the fastest man on internet looked at him y'all talk to the people and now I talk too much trash on the Internet's and not come out here prove myself today man I just like that phone I'm just glad come out here when the Honda came for charity I don't even know if they don't give it to me but if they don't what's the charity champ and the beautiful lady I'm glad I want to do something for you know kids in Florida man who aren't as privileged I'm from Florida from the crowd a little Miami mr. Urena I want to do something for the kids man let's go let's get it man all right that's the matter internet right here no Jam yeah yeah I couldn't have said it better myself these drawings list of accomplishments for tonight hundred meter champ 400 meter champ 100 meter hurdles champ and you on the relay with his team as the anchor just just mind-blowing running away with the entire event here and it's incredible to watch and now Jake Paul probably reading some sort of apology letter for letting everyone down and we're gonna go to Ali right now as a disgusted Jay Paul throws a piece of paper all right guys we are here with Jake Paul he just threw the standings down what's going through your mind you got third place if you're not first you're last baby shout out to Ricky Bobby I'm sorry sorry mom sorry team 10 sorry team everyone I lost I'm disappointed I'm sorry Jake Pollard's YouTube this it's an embarrassment why do you feel like you're an embarrassment I think you put your you put everything you had into it didn't you yeah but it just wasn't good enough you know sometimes sometimes in life you know you just gotta take it out I'm gonna come back next year come back next year and I'm gonna win the 100 meter men's relay any words for destroying well I offered him $20,000 to lose the race and he didn't take it so he's a good guy so congrats destroying you a good kid I actually yeah what happened out there I mean third place Jake got third place you got last place but I put this event together bro and it's not about you and it's not about me it's not about destroying it's about charity it's about the Special Olympics I think we did a good job I think that you guys did a great job I'm really proud of you how how do you feel right now the games are done you know the crowning is about to happen just tell me a little bit about how you feel I I want to get drunk saying there's an after-party at my house I'm gonna put this behind me and get married tomorrow and just take that w and go on my honeymoon and just forget about this and come back next year that's right any for next year what training any differently not pulling hamstrings facts we're gonna start with the ham sorry to everyone I'm gonna start with the healthy hamstring I just want to say thanks everyone for watching this event has been incredible also surprised at how smooth the first one was and you know every year we are gonna get better thank you for thank you to everyone who donated to the Special Olympics do you have any idea how much money you guys have raised I don't know but also each each winner got to donate I think like 5,000 so the money has been diversified it's been spread out and like I said the goal of this was to show how powerful creators could be when we come together and for charity I think I think we did good I'm happy today even though I heard I lost embarrassed myself in front of the Internet you didn't but I would say the same thing when Suzy picked you up and helped you across the finish line that's what happens when creators come together I just can't like I'm a posted on my Instagram if someone got it like yeah and then yeah no I'm I'm content I'm really happy and also seeing the fans in real life like you guys I love you that's it great job Logan Congrats thank you thank you so much well say Jake mentioned his wedding in our sponsor halogen is the only place to watch Jake and Tana's wedding tomorrow night the pay-per-view event will include the red carpet cocktail hour ceremony and reception nobody knows what's going to go down in Vegas but you'll be able to see it live go to halogen TV slash Jake antenna tune in tomorrow night I mean I won't have to tune in obviously Thomas cuz I'll be there but everyone else should I do want to speak quickly on Logan and Jake's little announcement there you know I we took we joke around a lot but what an incredible event put on by Logan and what a great show put on by Jake he really stuck in there with with some pretty serious runners and you know it looks at this point like little brother jakey maybe a little bit quicker than Logan hopefully they could both you know get real healthy and come back and show up next year


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