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Andy Samberg on NBA Finals, Oscars & Not Playing Football


>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT. >>YES!>>Jimmy: THE GLASSES. THE GLASSES ARE YOURS. >>YES. >>Jimmy: YEAH. IS THAT A BAND-AID? ADHERING YOUR NOSE TO YOUR FACE?>>I FINALLY DID IT, I GOT THE NOSE JOB. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: WHO IS YOUR DOCTOR? HE DID A BEAUTIFUL JOB. >>I LEFT IT ON BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED THE DIFFERENCE.>>Jimmy: WELL, YEAH, WE ALL NOTICED SO YOU CAN REST EASY. >>SURPRISE!>>Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING? WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOU?>>I’M GREAT. >>Jimmy: YOU’RE GOOD, EVERYTHING’S GOOD IN YOUR LIFE?>>YEAH, WONDERFUL, I FEEL HAPPY. I GOT TO SAY, THOUGH. CRAZIEST THING. I DVR’D THE OSCARS. >>Jimmy: OH?>>I JUST WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT!>>Jimmy: REALLY. >>JIMMY, THAT WAS CRAZY. THEY GOT BEST PICTURE WRONG!>>Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE, YOU –>>YOU MUST HAVE BEEN FREAKING OUT! HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT A LOT? HAVE YOU HAD TO TALK ABOUT IT A LOT?>>Jimmy: I DID MENTION IT, YEAH. >>I WAS IN MY HOUSE LIKE, NO! IT’S “MOONLIGHT”! THE “LA LA LAND” PEOPLE MUST HAVE BEEN SO EMBARRASSED. HAVE YOU TALKED ABOUT IT A LOT?>>Jimmy: I MENTIONED IT, YEAH. IT WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD WHILE AGO. I DON’T WANT TO RUIN ANYTHING FOR YOU. >>YEAH. >>Jimmy: YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU’RE FROM THE WAY AREA. >>I AM. >>Jimmy: THE NBA FINALS ARE ALSO OVER. >>THAT I WATCHED. >>Jimmy: AND YOUR GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS WON THE NBA FINALS. >>YES, YES, YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: ARE YOU A BIG FAN?>>HUGE WARRIORS FAN. >>Jimmy: OH, WOW. >>AND LOOK. I KNOW IT SUCKS FOR EVERYONE ELSE. LIKE NO ONE FROM THE BAY IS LIKE, YEAH, IT’S FAIR! WE’RE JUST LIKE THE WARRIORS WERE BAD FOR SO LONG. I WATCHED THE WARRIORS MY WHOLE LIFE. >>Jimmy: YEAH. >>AND LIKE REALLY WATCHED THEM. I’VE BEEN A FAN FOR A LONG TIME. AND NOW IT’S LIKE, WE WATCHED THEM GET BEAT DOWN BY SHAQ AND KOBE. BEAT DOWN BY THE SPURS WITH ALL THEIR ALL-STARS AND STUFF. IT’S LIKE, NOW IT’S OUR TURN NOT TO BE EMBARRASSD>>TO BEAT PEOPLE DOWN. PEOPLE DO GET UPSET ABOUT IT NOT BEING FAIR BUT THERE’S NOT A TEAM IN THE LEAGUE THAT WOULDN’T SWAP LINEUPS, REALLY. EVERYBODY WOULD WANT TO BE IN THE SAME POSITION. >>EVEN LeBRON HAS BEEN SAYING, OH, YEAH, I GET IT. >>Jimmy: DO YOU THINK LeBRON — I WOULD THINK HE WOULD, HE DID THE SAME THING WHEN HE WENT TO MIAMI, RIGHT?>>YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE. I’M BIASED. OBVIOUSLY I’M BIASED. >>Jimmy: DID YOU PLAY SPORTS? BASKETBALL OR WHATNOT?>>I WANTED TO PLAY FOOTBALL. AND MY MOM SAID NO.>>Jimmy: OH.>>BECAUSE I WAS SUPER DINKY. I PLAYED SOCCER, PLAYED A LOT OF SOCCER. >>Jimmy: GOTCHA. >>YEAH. YEAH, MOST POPULAR SPORT IN THE WORLD, AMERICA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT THAT POPULAR WHEN YOU HAVE TO KEEP REMINDING PEOPLE YOU’RE THE MOST POPULAR SPORT IN THE WORLD. IT’S LIKE DAVID HASSELHOFF TELLING PEOPLE HE’S HUGE IN GERMANY, KIND OF THAT SAME THING. >>YEAH, YEAH. YOU THINK HE GOES AROUND JUST SAYING THAT?>>Jimmy: I DON’T THINK HE PROBABLY HAS EVER SAID THAT IN HIS LIFE. I UNFAIRLY ATTRIBUTED THAT TO HIM. >>I LIKE TO THINK HE DOES. I’M HUGE IN GERMANY! OH, OKAY. >>Jimmy: I THINK IT’S SOMETHING WE ALL KNOW. BY THE WAY, I’VE CHECKED THIS OUT WITH GERMANS BEFORE. WE HAVE MANY GERMANS THAT WILL COME TO THE SHOW. HE IS POPULAR OVER THERE. >>HE IS. >>Jimmy: IT’S A REAL THING. IT’S A PHENOMENON THAT YOU CAN’T NECESSARILY BE EXPLAINED. >>GOOD FOR HIM. >>Jimmy: YEAH, WELL SURE, GREAT FOR HIM. IT’S LIKE THE DENNIS RODMAN OF NORTH KOREA. HE’S THAT DETERMINED. >>YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]>>BUT JIMMY, DAVID HASSELHOFF, WOULD YOU? [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: WOULD IT BE WRONG TO SAY I HAVE?>>OH! SWEET!

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