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All "Roasting" Moments From The 2019 NBA Awards



[Applause] boy I'm a little winded after that performance now I know what it feels like the beach cause Berkeley fairness welcome to the 2018 NBA Awards I'm excited to be here yes I'm your host that means I have to do a monologue but don't worry they say it's as easy as making a free throw shut up now if this Milo goes off the rails in the last three minutes don't blame me Brett Brown coach of the 76ers he wrote it yeah he wrote it how do I look I know I look good thank you thank you I've slimmed down lost a lot of weight almost 145 pounds you want no heart did the Charles Barkley I got divorced Shariff don't tell your mama I said that but I give my ex-wife credit she's a great housekeeper she got to keep the house in Orlando the house in Miami and the house in LA I don't know why she wouldn't be shooting in the gym luckily basketballs been very good to me I'm so glad that dr. Naismith has been in this game imagine me if there was no basketball I wonder what I'd be doing I am a doctor Chuck I'll see you in the back after this MBA just had to draft a lot of fresh young blood in a house like Trey young Trey where are you Luke advantage I see you where are you but tonight we are honoring some vintage players to NBA greats and you know you're great when they call you about one name bird magic check sorry Kobe no disrespect but your name is two words Co and beat you don't qualify for this list Anthony Davis is going to the Lakers he had to give up a lot literally they had to cut their balls off to make this trade [Applause] what else did we see oh yeah we saw Joel and be assisted of side Joelle Mbita I got one question what the hell is this face what the hell is that on the road Joe I cried too every time I see my main man Kenny Smith walking up some steps my dude has got leg dyslexia look at his knees they're all backwards now speaking of injuries Dwight Howard was supposed to be here but he pulled another ass muscle facetiming himself seriously I like Dwight he's all right with me we actually share a few things like the Superman moniker I call myself the Man of Steel and he calls herself the Man of Steel hurt now was a mazing season so many memories let's give it up for the Toronto Raptors [Applause] they had an awesome run this year to the NBA Finals where they beat the Golden State warrior that's right they only beat one single warrior the rest of the team was hurt that is true bold state did loose but don't feel sorry for them right Jordan Bell I heard the Warriors are rebuilding a new super team as we speak in fact I heard they're there in the final negotiations with this guy be a real miracle that they saw him amen to that now in all seriousness I see NBA champion Pascal siakam is in the house Pascal where are you he's being nominated for most improved player you and a Serrano Raptors had a great season you won it all I love their new star player I love their new coach and I truly love their new mascot all right I'm just playing let's get this show started coming to the stage give it up for the talented Tiffany Haddish whose new movie the kitchen comes out in August and this year's number three draft pick from the New York Knicks RJ berry shaquille so I can think I'm doing as a whole so I think you're doing a fabulous job who looks good in here tonight well everybody looks good everybody's dressed up man you look first of all you're doing a fabulous job thank you I appreciate you how much you know what this means right are you hungry I am hungry you start to suit the end on the table oh I'm glad you said you're hungry because my good friends at Papa John we brought you a snack yeah Chuck you know I got you shoutout to Papa John's that's right baby enjoy your snack we'll be right back an Asia in the back we'll be right back cousin aren't we here at the NBA Awards and we had a big announcement yeah that's right SEC so busy these days so we had to make changes to inside the NBA you know since we're in Hollywood we get this good place to do like and we could just have someone come in and do something that he could do go ahead Shaq knob door slam I'm just letting everybody know that you know you know if you get busy to get to business gonna be okay but I'm right here no but I gotta do and you know happy to be here happy to be here truck how you doing you look good real good I'll show you I'll show you everybody I'll show you I'll show you I'll show you I'll show you all right Zak we want a question for you what changes would you make to our show since the new Shaq is here or train your I'll make sure sure I actually have a second largest crowd for last Horniman is just like the additional abalone about times like McDonald's I love McDonald's chicken nuggets taking on virtualizer you devil men with the song the song is good chiku Shan X wish me well new sack you know your first of all you a lot smarter a lot funnier and there's a lot more room at this table I like you Thank You Chuck Thank You Chuck Delta good compliment other nice to your bitch it in there it's going to talk about the day how about the tribunal today I have to see everything I see everybody no dream I want my chips with that's all I know I let my chips I want my chips with a bit I love their salsa natural teach everything ranch their potential which all good which are amazing it's not for Shaq Shaq love it love it well you know you could be a great addition to the TNT set this year we cannot wait I can't wait to get this extra space you're gonna be you may ask the pilot know something about basketball – yes I know a lot about basketball I'm gonna tell you how first learn how to do the basketball I took a volleyball hot dog day and then all of a sudden I don't a baseball and then I've done my mama and then I was here a big Duncan a big dong COK okay no big no go big I'll tell you man you're hired we understand you much better than OSHA let's go thank you for multi-layer mine I'm very clear clarity it's all about clarity we can clear to the people so they understand exactly what I'm sayin right now as I'm saying it to you in this tone chat all day well you know I run that down a little bit okay that seems like one not one two three one two fifteen I don't want to hear it okay here we go honey this Musha Musha dick it's time to heard that $20 contract you know Luke's that going to intro the next award off the prompter fan house moment spoke at highlights year half I mean the fans are spoken here is a house of highlights moment of the year

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